Thursday, April 22, 2010

Embarrassing Moment

Hello everyone,

Thought I would give you an update of the less spiritual nature of our mission!

I am titling this my most embarrassing missionary moment!( Yet!) We still have 6 months to go!

A couple of weeks ago Elder Stewart and I set out to inspect the missionary apartments. I was taking plastic eggs with candy for those that had clean apartments.

I realized when we were just outside Wetumpka I had eaten a few too many and it would be necessary to stop and buy some more! So we stopped at Walmart in Wetumpka, Al.

I ran to the plastic eggs grabbed a few with a couple of bags of candy. I ran through the checkout and then into the bathroom for a quick potty-break. As I walked out of the restroom, very quickly I turned left and headed for the exit. I heard this voice yelling " Ma'm , Ma'm so I turned to see a woman yelling, & motioning and telling me to pull my skirt down! Yes, in my haste a corner of my skirt stuck in my nylons! Best I can figure all six open check stands directly in front of the bathrooms, and all 30 people in line were able to see my right butt-cheek, nylons, G's etc. I pulled my skirt out as I quickly walked ,I turned again to thank the lady and Exit-ed Walmart! This incident may have cured me from a long motto of mine" Leave no good Walmart unshopped!" I'm pretty sure I will not return to the Wetumpka Walmart! At least I gave the folks in Wetumpka something new to talk about those Mormon missionaries. Bet their first thought won't be those guys in white shirts, riding bikes!

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